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o here yall go..
Imagine this happening to you...
One Sunday morning during mass, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled...
the deacons fled...
and most of the congregation fled....
Out of the 2,000 there only
remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood...
He then looked at the preist and said "Okay Father, I got rid of all the hypocrites... Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.
TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON...
*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ..
and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today....
*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...
but question what the Bible says...
*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...
provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
or is it scary?
*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).
*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire...
but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, you think twice about sharing.
*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace...
but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
*Funny how when you go to forward this message...
you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe...
or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
*Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me...
... than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about?
Or not?
I picked you guys~
May the Lord bless you and keep you,
And be gracious to you;
And give you His peace.
post this if you believe in God
No bad things will happen to you if you don't, you aren't going to get struck by lightning, denied before God, and no creepy little girl is going to crawl out from under your bed and stab you tongiht.
It's just as simple as reposting something...
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